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« Svar #75 skrivet: 2004-05-25, 03:40:03 »
:door Hittade en sida som ger förklaring på oförklarliga datorproblem:

http://www.yttermera.se/everything/mjukvara/osakra_och_instabila.html

och ett stort TACK för dansfilmen ... äntligen efter decennier av ångest för att jag inte kunnat dansa disco ... Nu skall jag ut o röja på dansgolven  :lolabove


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« Svar #76 skrivet: 2004-05-25, 07:52:27 »
:lolabove
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Dan Källman tog sin RealPlayer till en terapeut, eftersom programmet vid upprepade tillfällen haft kontrollproblem.


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« Svar #77 skrivet: 2004-05-25, 12:55:21 »

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« Svar #78 skrivet: 2004-05-25, 13:04:43 »

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« Svar #79 skrivet: 2004-05-25, 13:06:16 »

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« Svar #80 skrivet: 2004-05-25, 13:12:21 »
Citat från: Cartman
Var är bäbisen på bilden?


ROFLMAO!


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« Svar #81 skrivet: 2004-05-25, 13:12:25 »
En klassiker i repris...

Så här byggdes Prunis hemmabio. :hella

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« Svar #82 skrivet: 2004-05-26, 19:05:59 »
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"
The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!"

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

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« Svar #83 skrivet: 2004-05-27, 09:09:44 »
:lolabove
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« Svar #84 skrivet: 2004-05-27, 09:43:30 »
Ok en lite historia som en del fick höra på TS igår.

En svensk, en turk och en polack gick på bordell.

Svensken för att få ett skjut.

Turken för att städa.

Polacken för att hämta sin hustru.

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« Svar #85 skrivet: 2004-05-27, 09:50:38 »
Citat från: Johnny Hazard

Svensken för att få ett skjut.


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« Svar #86 skrivet: 2004-05-27, 16:10:31 »
Någon som känner en tjej som behöver ett jobb???



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« Svar #87 skrivet: 2004-05-28, 03:05:20 »
Detta plockade jag upp ifrån ett annat forum jag frekventerar.
Oerhört skoj, i min mening:


citat:
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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 :hella  :hella  :hella

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« Svar #88 skrivet: 2004-05-28, 09:49:09 »
Hehe, ja jag kanske tänder på lite skumma saker

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« Svar #89 skrivet: 2004-05-28, 10:19:52 »
:lolabove *skrattar mig harmynt* :lolabove

 

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