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guest3:
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest tits in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like a Picket to Tittsburgh.' And then she socked me one."

First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said: 'You ruined my life you fuckin' bitch!'
 :tyst

guest3:

Snacka om fiasko. :cartman
Skitbra, Fawltan.

guest69:
:lolabove  :lolabove  :lolabove

Johnny Hazard:
:lolabove  :lolabove  :lolabove

Braxen:
GAMMAL ;)

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