[MooseMan]

klockan 22.30 på svt 2 Monty Python and the Holy Grail  

[hinken]

Are you saying "Ni" to the old woman ?

[MooseMan]

i am roger the shrubberer

[Lasse i ledet]

- It could grip it by the husk!

- It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

[guest253]

-" I'M INVINCIBLE!!!"
-"Your'a loony!"

[MooseMan]

what are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

[Johnny Hazard]

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...
Sir Robin: That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

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Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

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King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England

[hinken]

King of swamp castle:

One day my son , all of this will be yours !

what ? the curtains ?

[guest253]

Okey, en utmaning nu då! (Inte fuska! ): Hur går dialogen mellan "the Swamp Lord" och hans vakter när han ger dem i uppgift att vakta hans so... dott... fjoll... ättling?

[guest580]

Whats wrong with her?? shes got HUGE........ Tracks of land!

[guest325]

Ikväll går Life of Brian, samma tid samma kanal

[MooseMan]

jupp...   Monty Python  

[Lasse i ledet]

- If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans

-I do!

- Oh yeah, how much?

- A lot!

- Ok you're in.

[Johnny Hazard]

Ikväll går Life of Brian, samma tid samma kanal

Reg: The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.
Stan: Yeah, the Judean People's Front.
Reg: Yeah.
Stan: And the Popular Front of Judea.
Reg: Yeah.
Stan: And the People's Front of Judea.
Reg: Yea... what?
Stan: The People's Front of Judea.
Reg: We're the People's Front of Judea!
Stan: I thought we were the Popular Front.
Reg: People's Front!
Francis: What ever happened to the Popular Front?
Reg: He's over there. [points to a lone man]
Reg, Stan, Francis, Judith: SPLITTER!

[hinken]

Jag vet att han är den ende och sanne Messias ! Jag har själv följt flera stycken.

[MooseMan]

från Flying Circus

Interviewer: Hello. Tonight we are going to take a hard, rough, abrasive look at camel spotting. to spotter: Hello.
Spotter: Hello, Peter.
Interviewer: Now tell me what exactly are you doing?
Spotter: Ah, well, I'm camel spotting. I'm spotting to see if there are any camels that I can spot and put them down in my camel spotting book.
Interviewer: Good. And how many camels have you spotted so far?
Spotter: Oh well so far, Peter, up to the present moment, I've spotted nearly, ooh, nearly one.
Interviewer: Nearly one?
Spotter: Er, call it none.

[guest510]

Life of Brian

Brian:  "We're all different"

Snubbe i folkmassan: "I'm not"!

[MooseMan]

Och I kväll har vi

"ALBATROSS!, GET YOUR ALBATROSS"
"What flavour is it?"
"IT'S BLOODY BIRD-FLAVOUR"


Live @ HollyWood Bowl

22.30 på tvåan

[guest253]

ikväll börjar "Moviestar" på TV400, kl. 21. En av mina bättre vänner kom med i den, och ett par andra sökte men kom inte vidare. Om ni ser den vill jag bara säga att jag skiljer mig ganska mycket från min vän, Mattias Paar...


...Men jag kan nog vara lika galen ibland...