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« Svar #90 skrivet: 2004-05-28, 17:16:30 »

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is; never try.

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« Svar #91 skrivet: 2004-05-28, 18:50:29 »


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
"My Big Fat Excuse is on cooldown!"

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« Svar #92 skrivet: 2004-05-28, 19:58:04 »
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@Enos Men mannen .... har du sovit eller?  :cartman


Nej men varit i Danmark i ett antal dagar :blush

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« Svar #93 skrivet: 2004-05-28, 20:09:55 »
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@Enos Men mannen .... har du sovit eller?  :cartman


Nej men varit i Danmark i ett antal dagar :blush
jamen fy på dig enos inte åka till Danmark bara så där :hm

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« Svar #94 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 14:07:02 »
The old Cherokee chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the U.S. government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."

The Chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land Indians were running, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver. Women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night making love to the women."

The Chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that?"

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« Svar #95 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 14:46:51 »
Litet verktyg inför Lomma-helgen!

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 :cheers


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"My Big Fat Excuse is on cooldown!"

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« Svar #96 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 14:48:30 »
Citat från: Brasklappen
Med ursäkter om den postats förut:




A NUN'S STORY

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the
cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She
asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a
question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long
as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must
be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I
am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when
they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a
Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

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« Svar #97 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 14:56:54 »
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"I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."


 :lolabove

Stod det verkligen så från början? :hm ;)
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« Svar #98 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 15:18:14 »
Citat från: Johnny Hazard
Litet verktyg inför Lomma-helgen!

Dryckesplaneraren

 :cheers

Wow!
Den där borde vi göra till klistrad information. Den var ju sketabra. :drink
4 bärs första timmen, och sen bara hålla sig på 1 till i timmen. Då vet jag. :thumb

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« Svar #99 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 15:52:40 »
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"I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."


 :lolabove

Stod det verkligen så från början? :hm ;)



näe.... :blush ... Det stod "paint".

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« Svar #100 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 16:13:32 »
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Litet verktyg inför Lomma-helgen!

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 :cheers

Wow!
Den där borde vi göra till klistrad information. Den var ju sketabra. :drink
4 bärs första timmen, och sen bara hålla sig på 1 till i timmen. Då vet jag. :thumb


Man kan faktiskt peta i sig EN stor stark o EN liten bira i timmen... iaf med min viktklass!  :quiet ;)

Men ... får låta bli Jägern!!!  :cry


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
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« Svar #101 skrivet: 2004-06-01, 21:12:27 »
There were two blonde guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again."
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

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« Svar #102 skrivet: 2004-06-02, 00:04:28 »

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« Svar #103 skrivet: 2004-06-02, 13:15:43 »
Snott från buzz bazooka. Den var för stor för att lägga direkt i forumet.

På väg till krogen såg vi den här i Norrköping


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« Svar #104 skrivet: 2004-06-02, 14:05:54 »
:lolabove

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says,
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

"No", says the little girl.
"She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
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