[deathdealer]

 

[guest1645]

Lägger en länk, eftersom listan är aplång.
2000 saker Mr. Welch inte får göra under en rollspelsession.
Jag skrattade så jag grät!
http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html


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[Johnny Hazard]

Vem fan e Mr Welch?

Gillade nr 467. There is no 'accidentally' slipping a Smite Evil into a pillow fight.

[guest1645]

Vem fan e Mr Welch?

Inte den blekaste, men det hade varit guld att få spela med honom!


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[Brynja]

Vem fan e Mr Welch?

Inte den blekaste, men det hade varit guld att få spela med honom!


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[Bishonen]

Lägger en länk, eftersom listan är aplång.
2000 saker Mr. Welch inte får göra under en rollspelsession.
Jag skrattade så jag grät!
http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html


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Heehee! Det är ju RPG-versionen av "The Skippylist".

Lägger en länk om någon skulle ha missat den.

http://skippyslist.com/list/

[Braxen]

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport,
comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into.He was there for a
few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn
and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
over and carried out a Breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

[guest1645]

Lägger en länk, eftersom listan är aplång.
2000 saker Mr. Welch inte får göra under en rollspelsession.
Jag skrattade så jag grät!
http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

Heehee! Det är ju RPG-versionen av "The Skippylist".
Lägger en länk om någon skulle ha missat den.
http://skippyslist.com/list/

Hade missat! Och detta känns väl som något vi alla kan hålla i åtanke:
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

[Bishonen]

Lägger en länk, eftersom listan är aplång.
2000 saker Mr. Welch inte får göra under en rollspelsession.
Jag skrattade så jag grät!
http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

Heehee! Det är ju RPG-versionen av "The Skippylist".
Lägger en länk om någon skulle ha missat den.
http://skippyslist.com/list/

Hade missat! Och detta känns väl som något vi alla kan hålla i åtanke:
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

Brukar plocka fram den listan någon gång om året när jag har tråkigt på jobbet. Slutar oftast med tårar, ont i skrattmusklerna och arbetskamrater som tror att jag fått fnatt.

Skippy verkar ha haft rätt kul på jobbet.

[guest287]

http://automisspell.com/

[Pruneboy]

[guest1645]

 

[<=KB=>Merlin]

A man goes to a New York public golf course. 
He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says,
"I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddy".

The man behind the counter says, "The round is no problem, but all caddies
are out on the course.  What I will do for you is this:  We just received 8
brand new robot golf caddies.   If you're willing to take one with you out
on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of
golf is on me today."

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.  He approached the first tee,
looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the
job."

The robot caddy turned to the man and said, "No sir.  Use your 3 wood. 
A driver is far too much club for this hole."  Hesitantly, the golfer pulled
out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about
10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
assistance.  As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this
green is gonna break left to right."  The robot then again spoke up and
said, "No sir.  I do believe this green will break right to left."

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided
again to listen to the machine.   He made his putt and birdied the hole
thanks to the robot and his advice.  But his luck didn't end there.  His
entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of
the new robot golf caddy.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked,
"How was your game ?"  The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever
played.  Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots.
See you next week."

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.  Upon
entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18
holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said,
"Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. 
We had too many complaints."

"COMPLAINTS?  Who in the heck could've complained about those robots?  They were incredible"

The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.  It was that
they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was
blinding to other golfers on the fair way. The golfer said, " So then why
didn't you just paint them black?"

The man nodded sadly and replied. " We did. Then four of them didn't show up
for work, two applied for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop and the
other thinks he is the President."

[DeadHead]

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