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Interviewer: Hello. Tonight we are going to take a hard, rough, abrasive look at camel spotting. to spotter: Hello.
Spotter: Hello, Peter.
Interviewer: Now tell me what exactly are you doing?
Spotter: Ah, well, I'm camel spotting. I'm spotting to see if there are any camels that I can spot and put them down in my camel spotting book.
Interviewer: Good. And how many camels have you spotted so far?
Spotter: Oh well so far, Peter, up to the present moment, I've spotted nearly, ooh, nearly one.
Interviewer: Nearly one?
Spotter: Er, call it none.
