A man was given a new pet; he could find no reference to it in any book, and since it was unusual decided to call it "Rarey". Anyway, as pets do, it started to grow and grow and grow. Got more expensive to keep as it ate and ate and ate. Reluctantly, he decided it had to go, but nobody would take it, so he decided violence was the only answer.
Dragged it to the top of a very high mountain and just as he was about to push it off, the beast turned with tears in its eyes, and said "It's a long, long way to tip a Rarey"!!!!!!